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can't make this shit up [Apr. 20th, 2009|08:26 pm]
ersatzheartbeat
WHY DOES THE WEIRD SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

I was fucking around my room when I bumped into my combination mirror/hat rack and my straw cowboy hat fell and hit me in the face. Now I have a splinter IN MY LIP, I can't figure out how to remove it, and my mom is too busy laughing her ass off to help. Augh.

EDIT 1:
Mom You know, I read once that if you put a bit of glue over a splinter you can peel it right out once it dries.
Me ... you realize where my splinter is, right?
Mom Oh, right. Maybe that's not such a good idea.

later!

Mom There has got to be a joke in here somewhere. Were you blowing Pinocchio? Did he have a woody?
Me .... . .... .. ...... . .
Mom Stop giving me that look. If you weren't in pain, you'd think this was hilarious.
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[User Picture]From: 3_jane
2009-04-21 01:07 am (UTC)
Okay, the Pinocchio one was kind of funny. 8D Umm ... maybe instead of glue, a small piece of Scotch tape? That should stick to the splinter but shouldn't rip your lip off.
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[User Picture]From: ersatzheartbeat
2009-04-21 01:15 am (UTC)
She was on a roll. I'm sure this will be a very funny memory once I finally get the damn thing out :) I'll try that Scotch tape trick next and, if nothing else, the awesome combination of Futurama+Avatar in your icon certainly made me feel a little better!
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[User Picture]From: galbadia
2009-04-21 01:11 am (UTC)
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OH GOD SHAUNA I'M SORRY BUT I LAUGHED

ESPECIALLY AT THE PINOCCHIO JOKE HAHAHA

................but really um I hope you get it out. I have no suggestions to offer for removal. D:
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[User Picture]From: ersatzheartbeat
2009-04-21 01:17 am (UTC)
IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU. ... this time. dun dun duuuun. If I can't get it out myself, I'm going to get it removed by a professional tomorrow. Don't wanna pick at it too much and wind up with an infection, ya know?
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