|tl;dr office machines are shit
||[Oct. 14th, 2008|09:33 am]
I don't have an icon to accurately express my level of RAGE, so I'll just use Stephen Colbert instead. Note to self: get more angry icons.|
I swear to my various Gods, I'm about to go Office Space on our fucking printer/scanner/fax machine. I have tried FIVE FUCKING TIMES to scan ONE DOCUMENT out of, oh, let me count here, THIRTY FUCKING DOCUMENTS, and it hasn't worked once. Believe me when I say, I've tried everything. I tried scanning them individually. I've tired putting them in the paper loading tray and letting them go through together. So then I thought, hey, this paper is kind of thick, maybe that's giving it a problem. So I copied the thing and tried running the pages through that way. Still no dice. Oh, it scans alright, but as the HP Director goes to save my work, it freezes up. Eventually I get some weird message saying it was unable to process my request, or that an internal connection was lost. Right there at the end. If you're going to malfunction, PLEASE DO SO AT THE VERY BEGINNING SO I DON'T GET MY HOPES UP.
KJhdkjfhlksa. Now whenever I click the program it's giving me a nice little "Application Unavailable :D" message. Sans the smiley face. But this computer gives me so many problems I somehow think if it could smile, it would be looking back at me with a certain smug satisfaction for it's innate ability to piss me the fuck off. AUGH.